I honestly never thought I'd hear the phrase "I can't afford lube, I just use my tears" on network television.

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February 20th, 2012 at 8:40PM

I honestly never thought I’d hear the phrase “I can’t afford lube, I just use my tears” on network television.

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That is probably one of the most disgusting things that I have ever heard on tv. Especially since Kat Dennings was the...
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I honestly never thought I’d hear the phrase “I can’t afford lube, I just use my tears” on network television.