March 2012
I don't understand how someone could drop out of...
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“You know that ain’t no floor/I’ll be getting lots of door/in Greased...”
– VH1’s sanitized GREASED LIGHTNING lyrics
Ironically, they keep the phrase “Pussy Wagon.”
I'd totally bang Grease-era Dinah Manoff.
Nobody's jugs are bigger than Annette's.
February 2012
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There's a Scotsman named David Gordon who's...
Apparently he’s a blogger about ghosts and poltergeists.
My name is Otto. I'm playin Pablo.
Sitting in Bryant Park, on a porch swing, under a...
Monday, Monday.
I already hatelove Don't Trust the B---- in...
Because I’ve had a long-standing crush on Krysten Ritter.
Those moments when you realize you can't sign...
Howard Kissel, Daily News Theater Critic, Dies at... →
Mr. Kissel knew a few things about selling tickets, as well as about New York, the city he adopted as his home. He lamented what he playfully called the Kiddy Komponent of New York theatergoing, which he said led to a 13-year run for “Beauty and the Beast” (1994-2007). He praised the “wonderful dizzy quality” of the puppets in “Avenue Q” (2003), which went on to win the Tony Award for best...
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In which I review The Phantom at the Opera 25th... →
Two fun reads, I promise.
“Quack quack quack quack quack”
– Julia Roberts (via ryanhatesthis)
This was a David Gordon original.
Fortunately, he remains "Academy Award Nominee...
Unfortunately, he remains “Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill.”
nervousrex:
aaron just stumbled into my house drunk as a skunk demanding we give him drugs
File under: signs you have a problem
queen-of-everything:
if i don’t get some marijuana in my body in the next 5 minutes i’m going to start shivering sweating and vomiting
File under: Signs you have a problem.
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I'd like to think that I was funnier at my Bar...
Example:
Billy Crystal at the Oscars: Everybody here is so OLD.
Me at my Bar Mitzvah: I wish that my grandma could be here, but she can’t because she’s dead.
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Emma Stone is the Zooey Deschanel of mainstream...
“My client, a rising young movie star who suffers from a slight recurring case of...”
– Douglas Carter Beane, The Little Dog Laughed
Always appropriate on Oscar night.
Does anyone else think War Horse will gallop its...
Sunday on Christopher Street realizations
If I were a smoker, I’d only use a pipe.
“We’re a special kind of people known as show people
We live in a world of our...”
– (via fyeahbroadway)
It’s a tiring life after a while.
I'm single now and I want to drastically change my...
nervousrex:
What should I do?
Amanda “Mohawk” Beneway
I don't like outwardly displaying emotion
But sitting next to an older gent with his wife, who has Alzheimer’s, and listening to him talk jovially about their 52 years together while she sits silent and withdrawn is incredibly heartbreaking.
Hearing Julia Murney and Stephanie J. Block belt...
I’m sorry all of you not at the Cast Party benefit tonight didn’t get to hear it.
asobbrokeup:
I went for a run for the first time in a few months today. I decided to ignore the fact that I was out of shape and went as hard as I could. I threw up on the side of the road when I finished.
(sing-song) That’s our MattErn!
Things I've heard today:
loosenewleaves:
Corps: as in “the Peace Corps” pronounces as “corpse”.
Louisville: the city, pronounced “lewis-vill”
This is a college. I want to die.
Thank jumpin’ jesus “bourgeois” hasn’t come up yet
Isn’t that pronounced bhour-geo-is?
mmichler:
I can’t wait until I’m 70 years old and can take really slow, kind of hobble-y walks with my husband on a Thursday afternoon and stop to eat cheese plates at deserted restaurants and talk about how great florida was in december because I don’t have shit else to do. That will be a nice time in my life.
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