January 2011
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Look, if you’re gonna keep complaining about how miserable your life has become, you shouldn’t have had that kid at 17.
Student activities is handing out maxi pads...
mateo1088:
davidg1111:
theycallmezulu:
Welcome to Lindenwood.
I’ve been met at the gates of Brooklyn College by Jehovah’s Witnesses handing out bibles. I’ve also seen people handing out free diaphragms.
At Hofstra, all I ever got was accosted by loud music in the student center and sororities screaming for me to donate money to their causes.
and loud jewish girls who yell at you and...
Thinking about the movie version of RENT
dontcookbilly:
All the art these “bohemians” create is utter crap. The performance art is cringe inducing. The documentary at the end is the equivalent of a home movie. And Rosario Dawson is a horrible pole dancer.
Yeah, they should get rid of those squatters.
That movie is fucking terrible.
Some things just shouldn’t be made into films (see: NINE).
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Student activities is handing out maxi pads...
theycallmezulu:
Welcome to Lindenwood.
I’ve been met at the gates of Brooklyn College by Jehovah’s Witnesses handing out bibles. I’ve also seen people handing out free diaphragms.
At Hofstra, all I ever got was accosted by loud music in the student center and sororities screaming for me to donate money to their causes.
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First days of school should be obliterated.
But then the second day of school would be first.
That said, I’ve been warned not to ask the professor about her experiences working on the original production of RENT.
obsessions of the night:
theatrevstheater:
robert wilson
the watermill center
spalding grey
other desert cities
Other Desert Cities was tremendous reblog
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Tomorrow begins the worst school schedule I've had...
The least Fran Drescher could do for her new pilot...
Amirite?
christian bale's body tranformation for roles is...
emcum:
even more impressive than when renee zellweger doubles her size and swiftly reduces herself to a bag of bones… minus the bag.
I was thinking that the beauty of THE FIGHTER is that, with the exception of Mark Wahlberg, the actors made themselves unrecognizable.
Dear Tumblr
Help me think of romantic comedies where the main characters are divorced and then re-fall in love.
The idea of Charlie Sheen wanting to be a big daddy of a porn star family is outrageously funny.
Creme Brûlée flavored coffee
Smells so good
There are too many people named “David Gordon” and “David F. Gordon” out there.
I’m seriously going to have to start using “David Fucking Gordon” in print of kill a lot of bitches.
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Pulling out the album of “Ring of Fire: The Johnny Cash Musical Show” to listen to on my drive tonight.
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Words of wisdom from Frank Loesser
A secretary is not a pet Nor an erector set.
Tell me you wouldn't go to a Charlie Sheen party...
Typical daily discussions
Friend: have you raped some small animal in the name of cthulu today?
Me: not as of yet
youll be the first to know
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Vulture's "The Seven Types of Roles Older British...
1. Fringe Scholar (ex. Ian McKellen in The Da Vinci Code, Michael Caine in Inception)
2. Pagan God (ex. Laurence Olivier in Clash of the Titans, Anthony Hopkins in Thor)
3. Conflicted Priest (ex. Anthony Hopkins in The Rite, Richard Burton in The Exorcist 2)
4. Power-Hungry Aristocrat (ex. Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons, Ben Kingsley in Prince of Persia)
5. Ebenezer Scrooge (ex. Michael...
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So I may be reviewing a production of Disney's...
That’s the one about all the kids putting on a high school musical right?
“The witness said Sheen pulled out a small green pipe and smoked the drug...”
– CHARLIE SHEEN: PROFESSIONAL PORN CRITIQUER. (via synecdoche)
I dont know if he’s the most awesome person in the world, or the worst.
(via dontcookbilly)
Apparently he also wanted to buy a house down the street so he could create a porn family home.
New York Times: Sheen Hospitalization Said to Be... →
dontcookbilly:
Laughter. Really.
And they said it was the best medicine.
I’ve been known to be hospitalized for laughing at delightfully droll episodes of Fawlty Towers and Gilbert and Sullivan’s Mikado as well.
Ritz crackers and Skippy creamy peanut butter
My only vice
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Dear Steve Carell and Ricky Gervais,
Eh.
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What is this, Romeo and Juliet?
The Capulets and da fuckin whatevah?
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Every time I feel a little bad for one of the...
I realize they have absolutely no life and/or survival skills and I stop feeling bad.
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This is an article about people who see the same... →
Now, I understand seeing a show like NEXT TO NORMAL or WICKED maybe twice. But triple digits? That’s fucking crazy.
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Amy Adams has it all
She’s talented and she’s hot.
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The best part of THE FIGHTER is hearing everyone...
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My mom just asked me what I'm watching on TV...
And I said, in complete sincerity, without even realizing what I was saying, “The usual NBC line-up. You know, Friends, Seinfeld, Will & Grace.”
Then I realized, what is this, elementary school?
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Grossness of the day
One of my snow boots forced one of my toenails to dig into one of my other toes and I pulled the boot off when I got home and found a bloody sock. And two bloody toes.
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Tasks of the day
Interview a doctor for an article about a children’s emergency room.
Try to schedule an interview with Nellie McKay about her Doris Day concerts.
Finish reading Wycherly’s THE WAY OF THE WORLD.
blue valentine was ROUGH
emcum:
i’ll say it again: rough.
Skins
thebr1ghtl1ghts:
Finally getting around to seeing what all of the fuss and controversy is about. Although, I’m not sure how I feel about the use of Animal Collective in the first two minutes of the show…
The British version is FAR BETTER
Other Desert Cities
is the most satisfying new American play I’ve seen in a long time.
And the acting is superb - even if Stockard Channing’s face doesn’t move anymore.
