February 2010
“It is deep and clear and practically devoid of slang, and not known to traffic...”
– Ernie Anastos of Fox 5 New York Still Says He Said ‘Plucking’ - NYTimes.com (via firthofforth)
Keep fucking that chicken.
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He goes to the country club I work at! hahaha.
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Does he fuck the chicken?
Grammys Drinking Game
Take a drink every time Zack Brown Band mentions Jesus in their song.
“It is deep and clear and practically devoid of slang, and not known to traffic...”
– Ernie Anastos of Fox 5 New York Still Says He Said ‘Plucking’ - NYTimes.com (via firthofforth)
Keep fucking that chicken.
BEYONCE STOP IT YOU ARE NOT THE BLACK LADY GAGA.
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You and Ryan share a brain.
January 2010
Jersey Shore season 2: Not set on the Jersey Shore
Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny will return this summer, but not to New Jersey. The network says the crew will “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination.”
Everyone drink when Pauly D. says “This is how we do things in the OC.”
well... i should really learn to lock my door
emcum:
queen-of-everything:
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?
my residents knocked on my door “i said just a minute” you know so i could straighten things up (*coughgetdressedcough*) and they kinda just opened the door. yeah. i hate my life.
Hofstra idiots reblog (Not you, Emily)
What do you want to do before you die?
New Yorker makes Salinger's short stories...
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/backissues/2010/01/postscript-j-d-salinger.html
I missed the first 15 minutes of the State of the...
dontcookbilly:
What’d I miss, Sam?
People clapped when Obama said words like “America” and “freedom.”
Outsourcing is awesome
I’m about to pay someone in India to transcribe the interviews I’ve conducted for my thesis on theater criticism.
this is a true fucking story. so bear that in mind...
caitygee:
today at work, literally an hour or two ago, a couple came into my dunkin donuts. i was manning front counter, but two of my coworkers were with me (making coffee, getting doughnuts, expatiating the grueling process of the morning rush as best we can). so this dude and his wife are in their early or mid fourties. and in case i’ve never told you before, the town this d&d is in is...
NY Magazine's Top JERSEY SHORE quotes
10. “I went on one ride, God bless me, it’s fuckin summah!” —Pauly D (13 points but, more importantly, this was a Vulture reader write-in!)
8. It’s a tie between: “Unbelievable, huh, Snooks? It’s so hard to find a good man these days. That’s why I date women.” —Pauly D (15 points) “Have I got girls every day? Have they not been pretty? Some...
Pitchfork: 20 Great Simpsons Music Moments →
whip-smart:
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This was so much better than the 20th anniversary blog post the WaPo published. All the classics are here (“Can I Borrow a Feeling?”, “Monorail!”, “See My Vest,” etc.) and the more subtle obscure moments are represented too (“The Mediocre Presidents Song”, “Slanderous Mambo”, “Homer’s One Man Band.”)
However, I am a little disappointed that “Moe Better Booze”...
studentloansforbeermoney:
Crabby GaGa - Bad...
I am going to start saying
“Be Good” instead of “Goodbye.”
i lost five followers in the past hour. :(
caitygee:
le sigh.
Go figure.
Today's play: "Tuning Up" →
A couple goes to see a play and the person in the seat next to them starts humming.
A Nigerian Prince is done hacking my PayPal...
And apparently, after all was said and done, I still had $140 in my account. I’m in the money.
Oh, tonight is gonna be wild
Jersey Shore Game
i'm pretty sure that everyone's boston accent on...
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You’re wrong, Caity. Just wrong.
Today's play: "It's a Scandal, It's an Outrage" →
A pilot takes a meeting with his boss after calling in a bomb threat by an Orthodox Jewish man. Only, the Orthodox Jewish man was not actually threatening anything.
A thought-provoking work about racism, terrorism and the airline industry.
Dave is an alt model. He has a lookbook.
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I just like reading, OK?
“Dave write a play but put that it was inspired by the genius of Ryan P....”
– Ryan (via veronicathenoseylady)
Based on a staggeringly brilliant work of genius by the always wonderful Ryan P. Broderick.
