February 2012
I may or may not be writing a mini-farce for class...
Kristina. Get the fuck out. You and Haddie Both.
sing-happy:
You are NOT her mother. Mother your own children, leave Sarah’s to Sarah.
I am also watching PARENTHOOD at this very moment.
ETA: I see Kristina’s point, but I also see Sarah’s.
A dignified Ash Wednesday to those who are...
A sloppy National Margarita Day to those who are celebrating.
Tomorrow I present my 3-page play "You Must Take...
A brief synopsis:
Emma thinks Alex is feeling her up on the A-Train. Sparks fly.
I ain't your ging-ging.
And you ain’t my bing-bing.
“Anyone else think the classic 2002 Disney Channel Original Movie “Cadet...”
– Not even Hilary Duff
What's your name?
Fuck you. That’s my name.
The last episode of Cougar Town will find Drew,...
betweenacts:
first: I want Ellis dead.
second: Julia, if you don’t want your husband, give me him.
third: Michael’s wife is Michelle Federer isn’t it? Like seriously, I’m not going crazy I would know that face anywhere! But IMDB doesn’t even have who played his wife. but seriously, it IS The Fed. Listen to me!!!!!
sorry. Just watched SMASH.
Yep, Michelle Federer for the win. Which is...
Only George Costanza would have a suicidal man...
Not that anyone ever had doubts about the...
I direct you to “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” the most gorgeous show tune that will (likely) never end up on Broadway.
That Rihanna/Chris Brown collaboration is a real...
I would watch a sitcom where Kat Dennings, Mary...
I honestly never thought I'd hear the phrase "I...
Zork? What is zork?
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President's Day
asobbrokeup:
james-andrews:
malespelledbackwards:
In the chaos of not going to school, I forgot this is a holiday to honor great men. I am going to go drinking, It’s what Warren G. Harding would have wanted.
I’m drinking for Martin Van Bueren (for a very short time, then I’m going to get really sick and die)
Jimmy, I don’t mean to disturb your patriotic day-drinking, but I think you’re...
If I threw a Purim Costume Party, would you...
The plot of Love Never Dies is SO SO hard to explain.
“Mrs. Lintott: Can you, for a moment, imagine how dispiriting it is to teach five...”
– The History Boys by Alan Bennett (via fuckyeahgreatplays)
I want to have a Purim costume party.
What's a Good DVD Making Program That Isn't iDVD?
frollospeaks:
I’m tired of making DVDs that look like a 40-year-old Girl Scout den mother made them.
I hear Windows Movie Maker is pretty solid.
It's time for a remake of Baby's Day Out starring...
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How many interns does it take to set up a...
A Polish Joke Book by David Gordon
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"Let's Bang This Out Quickly" and other mildly...
A Novel by David Gordon
Bill Nighy the Science Guhy
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“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!”
– Chris Brown’s alleged new pick-up line. Read more here.
Hey everybody go the Women's Basketball game...
starchildnoodles:
I am tired of seeing the student section look like a ghost town. Also I am tired of Nick Bond being proved right.
No.
“A walk in the rain without an umbrella means that you don’t have to wash...”
– Dr. David Gordon, Esq.